Cowboy Humor : Old West & Cowboy phrases that take on a new meaning in the aftermath of Brokeback Mountain



Did ya bring the Protective Horn Wraps?

I'm going to pump ya full of lead!

Hey barkeep, give me a stiff one!

Don't ya fret none, I've been in tight spots like this one before.

Stay put while I sneak around from behind.

Hold it right there! Now, move yer hand, reeeal slow-like.

Let's mount up!

Head 'em up, move 'em out!

Nice spread ya got here.

Ride 'em Cowboy!

Get ready to unload on 'em boys!

Are yer gonna' slap leather and draw that smoke wagon, or yer just gonna' stand there and sweat?

Pull all the slack out of yer rope.

Pulling Leather - also known as Grabbing the Apple

PICK-UP MAN - A cowboy who assists a bareback rider in a safe dismount

ENTRY FEE - The amount of money paid by a Cowboy for the right to participate

RE-RIDE - getting a second chance to perform if the first mount didn't go right.
Posted by rawhide on 03/02/2008 04:54 AM

Comments (2)

rawhide is offline top rawhide said on 03/02/2008 04:45 PM :

I've never seen it either and know I never will.  Call me a redneck but I used to change the channel when the ad for the movie came on t.v.

maverick is offline top maverick said on 03/02/2008 06:38 AM :

Funny stuff rawhide thumbs up

Although I ain't never seen the movie, and doubt I ever will shocked

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